Origin Story
Operational romance in the desert.
Origin = the experiments. A DevOps + hospitality lab on a porch where date nights became checklists: lighting, hydration, consent, aftercare. Reclaimed slang, balance sigil, PG‑13 delivery. This page is receipts and timeline; the About page is what we ship now.
Masculine, not macho. Occult wink, PG-13 delivery. Women-first logistics with receipts.
Hydration before words.
Why the name
A wink without losing the plot.
Pito reclaimed so conversations stay candid; Baphomet borrowed from Lévi as a balance sigil. The occult nod is decorative—consent paperwork and water bottles do the heavy lifting. PG-13 always; women-first always.
The lab / El laboratorio
Porch experiments, production habits
A tiny, repeatable lab where we test the date OS before it goes public — clipboards, shade, and receipts.
Test, refine, repeat
A porch + a clipboard. Every run logged, every guest held.
Soft + strong
Water before words; consent before pivots; hospitality with receipts.
Timeline
How we got here
From fieldwork buses to hospitality playbooks, here’s the quick ledger.
| Period | Highlights |
|---|---|
| 2003–2012 | Ops + uptime: learned to keep systems and people calm under pressure; receipts beat bravado. |
| 2013–2019 | Bilingual fieldwork and hospitality: mapping feelings, food, and exits so guests felt held. |
| 2020–2022 | Pandemic porch labs: consent scripts, arrival protocols, and water-before-words rituals took shape. |
| 2023–2024 | Desert prototypes: Phoenix + Sedona loops tested at sunrise/sunset with lighting notes, pivots, and aftercare texts. |
| 2025 | Public relaunch: consent-first date OS, Signal-first comms, PG-13 occult wink, receipts published. |
Receipts live here; delivery lives on the About page.
Principles / Principios
Soft + strong, receipts first
The operating system behind every loop.
Women-first logistics
Parking, lighting, pacing, pivots, and exits planned before the invite is sent.
Receipts over vibe
Routes are walked and timestamped; hydration, cost, and weather pivots are written down.
Consent in the itinerary
Checkpoints, pre-agreed pivots, and aftercare scripts are baked into every loop.
Occult wink, PG-13
Pito reclaimed, Baphomet for balance—playful sigils with bar-safe delivery.
Hydration + aftercare
Electrolytes, shade, ride check, recap text—comfort before and after the flirt.
Contact
Ping the pit crew
Send the vibe, access needs, boundaries, or weather worries. Receipts beat guesswork.
- Emailhola@pitolandia.com
- Telegram@MatiasGoddamn
- Instagram@MatiasGoddamn
Resources
Consent paperwork, privacy promises, and art packs.
Press, collaborators, or curious guests start here. Need something else? Reply to the welcome email and we’ll drop it in your inbox with the same PG-13 guardrails.
Ready to write the next chapter?
Take a loop for a spin, send the morning-after debrief, and we’ll keep iterating the playbooks.